HEADLINES I’D LIKE TO SEE IN 2014

Space Needle Fireworks, Michael Holden Photography Here is my wish list for 2014. Send me your fantasy headline and I’ll add it. USDA replaces My Plate with Eat Real Food Globe. ADA endorses low-carb diets (for real, this time). Global Climate Change addressed, ocean’s PH normalizes, catastrophe delayed. Electricity generated from urine reduces dependence on fossil fuels, pollution goes down. (We can fuel out electric cars and skip the rest stops. Win–win.) Ancel Keys tried posthumously for mass murder. George McGovern, Senate committee, named as…